It is time to elect a new world leader, and your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates:
Candidate A:Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologers.He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8-10 martinis a day.
Candidate B:He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whisky every evening.
Candidate C:He's a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn't had any extramarital affairs.
Which of these candidates would be your choice?
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